iggy the piggy

iggy the piggy,
was wearing a wiggy,
and eating figgy,
singing chiggy wiggy,
doing nose diggy,
oh! what a piggy!!
-shady

lame joke # 18: in the future.maybe.

one random day, when no one really remembered that we're all ambitious people with more on our agenda than lineage expansion, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog, along with their best friends, were engaged in the following conversation:
Shady: My kid is going to be called Wafflé!!
SDB: Mine's going to be called Chikitsak!!
And then i'm going to make him study medicine or do a Ph.D., so that he'll be Doctor Chikitsak!!

lame joke #17: dedicated to the disaster that was the screen adaptation of Harry Potter 6

the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog sincerely apologise for the extreme delay in publishing this post. we express our gratitude to all readers of this work of literary genius and hope to continue to provide them with classic pieces of literature as we have always been.

So one day, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were randomly sitting around staring into space and making random conversation with Shady. An excerpt from the ensuing conversation:
(talking about god-knows-who)
Shady: don't take his name!
Pillow: why?
Shady: its like You-Know-Who
Pillow: Then I'm Harry Potter!

lame joke # 16: of oils and barrels and the US of A

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in yellows room when shady who had gorged on American style 20 bucks packet of chips and single dahi in plastic cup with plastic spoon (copyright: pillow) and lots of cold water was feeling like a waterbag with oil sloshing inside her.
pillow: you should be sold to America, we will all get rich.
yellow: huh!
P.S. yellows GK isnt the best GK around.

lame joke #1: PG 13

pillow:(in PIL) we need to find new templates for our blog!
Shady:(evil soul out to hamper social development)dont use yellow's laptop..it'll hang!
Yellow:f**k oou(off+you???)

lame joke#14: the love of pillow's life

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting around staring into nothingness with Shady for company.
Shady: (suggesting devious twists to pillow's love life)one lover (23) running over the other (harriet) with the other with a car.
Pillow: 23 doesn't count.
Shady: i didn't know he was that dumb!
Pillow: huh?
Shady:he doesn't count.

(Yellow remains silent spectator..didn't really get it:S)

Lame Joke # 13: the sasta competition.

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog.. or atleast one of them was getting very bored, so she checks her gtalk friends list for some random randomness. there she found the sasta queen of the batch of 2011 and the following sasta competition ensued:
pillow: im bo-red
big bo red riding hood!!
SQ: wheres the big bow? in ur hair or around ur neck?
pillow: its a rain bow... since no rain in jodhpur..cant see bow!!
SQ: we are bowing down to the fact that there is no rain..!