iggy the piggy

iggy the piggy,
was wearing a wiggy,
and eating figgy,
singing chiggy wiggy,
doing nose diggy,
oh! what a piggy!!
-shady

lame joke # 18: in the future.maybe.

one random day, when no one really remembered that we're all ambitious people with more on our agenda than lineage expansion, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog, along with their best friends, were engaged in the following conversation:
Shady: My kid is going to be called Wafflé!!
SDB: Mine's going to be called Chikitsak!!
And then i'm going to make him study medicine or do a Ph.D., so that he'll be Doctor Chikitsak!!

lame joke #17: dedicated to the disaster that was the screen adaptation of Harry Potter 6

the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog sincerely apologise for the extreme delay in publishing this post. we express our gratitude to all readers of this work of literary genius and hope to continue to provide them with classic pieces of literature as we have always been.

So one day, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were randomly sitting around staring into space and making random conversation with Shady. An excerpt from the ensuing conversation:
(talking about god-knows-who)
Shady: don't take his name!
Pillow: why?
Shady: its like You-Know-Who
Pillow: Then I'm Harry Potter!

lame joke # 16: of oils and barrels and the US of A

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in yellows room when shady who had gorged on American style 20 bucks packet of chips and single dahi in plastic cup with plastic spoon (copyright: pillow) and lots of cold water was feeling like a waterbag with oil sloshing inside her.
pillow: you should be sold to America, we will all get rich.
yellow: huh!
P.S. yellows GK isnt the best GK around.

lame joke #1: PG 13

pillow:(in PIL) we need to find new templates for our blog!
Shady:(evil soul out to hamper social development)dont use yellow's laptop..it'll hang!
Yellow:f**k oou(off+you???)

lame joke#14: the love of pillow's life

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting around staring into nothingness with Shady for company.
Shady: (suggesting devious twists to pillow's love life)one lover (23) running over the other (harriet) with the other with a car.
Pillow: 23 doesn't count.
Shady: i didn't know he was that dumb!
Pillow: huh?
Shady:he doesn't count.

(Yellow remains silent spectator..didn't really get it:S)

Lame Joke # 13: the sasta competition.

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog.. or atleast one of them was getting very bored, so she checks her gtalk friends list for some random randomness. there she found the sasta queen of the batch of 2011 and the following sasta competition ensued:
pillow: im bo-red
big bo red riding hood!!
SQ: wheres the big bow? in ur hair or around ur neck?
pillow: its a rain bow... since no rain in jodhpur..cant see bow!!
SQ: we are bowing down to the fact that there is no rain..!

lame joke #12: facebook fraaand

I love musik
i like musik
i sh*t musik

I M NOT SIMPLE EVEN I M NOT COMPLEXED. I M WHAT I AM. WHAT IS MY AMBITION, LOVE, DREAM AND SO N SO U WILL KNOW, IF U TALK TO ME. I ALSO HAVE BEEN FALLEN TO THAT FOUR WORDS CALLED LOVE. N THIS IS REALLY GOOD.SHE COMPLETELY CHANGES MY LIFE. HER NAME STARTS WITH # AND ENDS WITH A, SO IF U KNOW ME I HOPE U CAN GUESS WHO IS SHE? NEVER BELIEVE IN FIRST LOVE. ITS JUST AN EXPERIENCE. REAL LOVE SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH WHOM THE WORD STAYS FOR A LONG N LONG. THE WORD IS "PERFECT". BUT EXCEPTION PROVES THE LAW.IN THE PAST THERE IS ALWAYS DIFFERENT GOING WRONG IN MA LIFE. THE PATH I ALWAYS WALK WAS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMEONE FUCKIN HANGING ON. BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. .MY DREAM IS TO BE A STAR ONEDAY. I LOVE MUSIK.,ACTING.. N ITS NOT JUST IN MY LOVE ITS IN MY EVERYTHING. ITS ONE OF THOSE FOR WHOM I M LIVING MA LIFE. I LOVE MA FRIENDS, I RESPECT MA ELDERS N I LOVE N RESPECT WHO LOVES ME. SO PLEASE U ALL BLESS ME FOR THE BETTER FUTURE.

I LOVE U ALL......

a by-the-way post: i would like to thank, first of all, god...*sob*

Being the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog, it is our sole endeavour to enlighten the masses and introduce them to extremely high-quality, brilliant, extraordinary and thought-provoking comic literature to have ever seen the light of day. This blog, created in public interest in order to stimulate the reader's imagination and help him/her achieve the highest standards of brilliance, is a product of the tireless efforts of Yellow and Pillow (who, for some random reason, haven't won the Booker Prize or the Nobel Peace prize or whatever you win for intellectually stimualting creations). The creators are truly touched by the response we have recieved and sincerely thank all the very brilliant readers of this intellectually stimulating blog who have contributed in helping us achieve all new heights of perfection and brilliance.

*bowing*

Yours faithfully, humbly and brilliantly
Yellow Pillow

lame joke #11: oh yes people!!we are BACK!!!!*drum roll and war cries*

one fine day, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in an equally intellectually stimulating Constitutional Governance class.
On a case involving 24% alcohol in cough syrup:
CG: so the question was...blah blah...
Pillow: what if drinking alcohol is against my religion and i have a really bad cough? what if i die of the cough?
CG:then it won't be cough..it would be whooping cough!

*applause applause*

lame joke #10: the teachers truly inspire

One fine afternoon, when the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in a particularly drab Legal Language class while HeavyWeight was presenting, the following conversation ensued:
Kaaaaavin: Ma'am , HeavyWeight thinks this presentation is a joke!!
Rashmi Mathur: His presentation IS a joke!!

of all things BLEEHH

"She's unfair-fair!" -Blondie.

A certain intellectual viewer of this 'intelectually stimulating blog' would like to point out that:
1. It is CONFUSING and demands too much explanation.
2. A quote blog is a tad reminiscent of.. never mind.
3. Template clearly not complementary to the creators' luminous craziness.

I refrain from further comment for the love of political correctness. PILLOW STOP VIDEOTAPING MY CLEAVAGE. I loove this top.

To end with a quote- "We are like little birds with nests inside us." - Shady. Ah.

All my love*
Blondie, very resentful of the nickname. What to do.

ps- How hard is it to pronounce 'waffles'?
pps- WHY would you wake up at 7.45 am on a saturday when we dont have attendance?
ppps- My theory of 'menstrually similar sisters' has yet again been verified. Joy.

*Except in the event you dress badly, in which case you shall be made fun of sooo bad.

Lame joke #8:stayin' alive

One day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog decided they wanted to play good music.While looking through the playlist:
Yellow: Play stayin' alive!
Pillow: Where is it?
Yellow: *points* there!
Pillow: ohh thats Bee Gees!!i thought it was "Beegee honth tere!!"

lame joke #&: Kant makes it to our Blog :D

one day one of the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog was sitting with the indian Kant, when The Punk decided to announce her innermost desires of watching Pink Panther to the world.
Indian Kant: paint yourself pink and stare at the mirror and say "I'm a panther!"

lame joke #7: the evolution of rigourism

one day, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were discussing presentations to be ummm...presented...in one of their torture sessions:
yellow: If i had an ethics presentation on Kantian philosophy, i would go-
Indian Kant would say: "Hain vi!Koi chakkar hi ni!"
German Kant would say: "Stick to moral responsibilities!(*koi chakkar kaise ni hai?*)"

lame joke #6: the day dear old james turned in his grave

one day, one of the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog comes up with the following line:
Pillow: "The name is Mir...Kashmir.."

lame joke #5: SDB and PP

One day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in yellow's room, and the not-so-genius (apologies for hurting sentiments) Something De Basanti(SDB) was sprawled out on the bed.
SDB: i think i have a fever.
Yellow: *checks* no you dont! you just like thinking you have a fever.why?
Pillow: its a secret il never tell!XOXO gossip girl!!

lame joke # 4: its the teachers i tell you.

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were going away far from the madding crowd. On the bus
anyways back to the original situation, two men both named manish were on the bus. manish 1 refused to sit next to manish 2. at this juncture, bipin sir goes "ek manish dusre manish ke saath nahi baeth sakta kyunki phir manish square ho jaye ga"
yellow and pillow hope to achieve the high ideals set by the awesome bipin sir who is sastaness personified.
All hail bipin sir!!
the counsel rests.

lame joke # 3: lame = langda...no offence!!

one day while making this blog
pillow: this is so boring...how do you put in pictures in this shit??
yellow: dude!! we dont want our pictures on this!!!
pillow: not our pictures...some langde people with crutches maybe..

lame joke # 2: desert rose

one day while the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were walking for yet another session of torture
pillow: ouch ouch!!
yellow: what happened?!? what happened?!?
pillow: thorn... ROSE thorn
yellow: yeah...DESERT ROSE!!!

lame joke # 1 : the birth of LTTE.

one day while walking back for torture from lunch, the following dialogue ensued between the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog.
pillow: lets make a blog of all our lame jokes. we might stop cracking them.
yellow: ohkkk...
pillow: hmm...now we need a name...i'll tell you what lets name it....
LANGDA TYAGI... langda...get it???
yellow: heyyy lets call it LANGDA TYAGI THE ETERNAL!!! that way it will be LTTE!!!
hence, was born the LTTE!!!