lame joke #5: SDB and PP

One day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in yellow's room, and the not-so-genius (apologies for hurting sentiments) Something De Basanti(SDB) was sprawled out on the bed.
SDB: i think i have a fever.
Yellow: *checks* no you dont! you just like thinking you have a fever.why?
Pillow: its a secret il never tell!XOXO gossip girl!!

lame joke # 4: its the teachers i tell you.

one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were going away far from the madding crowd. On the bus
anyways back to the original situation, two men both named manish were on the bus. manish 1 refused to sit next to manish 2. at this juncture, bipin sir goes "ek manish dusre manish ke saath nahi baeth sakta kyunki phir manish square ho jaye ga"
yellow and pillow hope to achieve the high ideals set by the awesome bipin sir who is sastaness personified.
All hail bipin sir!!
the counsel rests.

lame joke # 3: lame = langda...no offence!!

one day while making this blog
pillow: this is so boring...how do you put in pictures in this shit??
yellow: dude!! we dont want our pictures on this!!!
pillow: not our pictures...some langde people with crutches maybe..

lame joke # 2: desert rose

one day while the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were walking for yet another session of torture
pillow: ouch ouch!!
yellow: what happened?!? what happened?!?
pillow: thorn... ROSE thorn
yellow: yeah...DESERT ROSE!!!

lame joke # 1 : the birth of LTTE.

one day while walking back for torture from lunch, the following dialogue ensued between the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog.
pillow: lets make a blog of all our lame jokes. we might stop cracking them.
yellow: ohkkk...
pillow: hmm...now we need a name...i'll tell you what lets name it....
LANGDA TYAGI... langda...get it???
yellow: heyyy lets call it LANGDA TYAGI THE ETERNAL!!! that way it will be LTTE!!!
hence, was born the LTTE!!!