one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in yellows room when shady who had gorged on American style 20 bucks packet of chips and single dahi in plastic cup with plastic spoon (copyright: pillow) and lots of cold water was feeling like a waterbag with oil sloshing inside her.
pillow: you should be sold to America, we will all get rich.
yellow: huh!
P.S. yellows GK isnt the best GK around.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
lame joke #1: PG 13
pillow:(in PIL) we need to find new templates for our blog!
Shady:(evil soul out to hamper social development)dont use yellow's laptop..it'll hang!
Yellow:f**k oou(off+you???)
Shady:(evil soul out to hamper social development)dont use yellow's laptop..it'll hang!
Yellow:f**k oou(off+you???)
lame joke#14: the love of pillow's life
one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting around staring into nothingness with Shady for company.
Shady: (suggesting devious twists to pillow's love life)one lover (23) running over the other (harriet) with the other with a car.
Pillow: 23 doesn't count.
Shady: i didn't know he was that dumb!
Pillow: huh?
Shady:he doesn't count.
(Yellow remains silent spectator..didn't really get it:S)
Shady: (suggesting devious twists to pillow's love life)one lover (23) running over the other (harriet) with the other with a car.
Pillow: 23 doesn't count.
Shady: i didn't know he was that dumb!
Pillow: huh?
Shady:he doesn't count.
(Yellow remains silent spectator..didn't really get it:S)
Lame Joke # 13: the sasta competition.
one day the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog.. or atleast one of them was getting very bored, so she checks her gtalk friends list for some random randomness. there she found the sasta queen of the batch of 2011 and the following sasta competition ensued:
pillow: im bo-red
big bo red riding hood!!
SQ: wheres the big bow? in ur hair or around ur neck?
pillow: its a rain bow... since no rain in jodhpur..cant see bow!!
SQ: we are bowing down to the fact that there is no rain..!
pillow: im bo-red
big bo red riding hood!!
SQ: wheres the big bow? in ur hair or around ur neck?
pillow: its a rain bow... since no rain in jodhpur..cant see bow!!
SQ: we are bowing down to the fact that there is no rain..!
lame joke #12: facebook fraaand
I love musik
i like musik
i sh*t musik
I M NOT SIMPLE EVEN I M NOT COMPLEXED. I M WHAT I AM. WHAT IS MY AMBITION, LOVE, DREAM AND SO N SO U WILL KNOW, IF U TALK TO ME. I ALSO HAVE BEEN FALLEN TO THAT FOUR WORDS CALLED LOVE. N THIS IS REALLY GOOD.SHE COMPLETELY CHANGES MY LIFE. HER NAME STARTS WITH # AND ENDS WITH A, SO IF U KNOW ME I HOPE U CAN GUESS WHO IS SHE? NEVER BELIEVE IN FIRST LOVE. ITS JUST AN EXPERIENCE. REAL LOVE SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH WHOM THE WORD STAYS FOR A LONG N LONG. THE WORD IS "PERFECT". BUT EXCEPTION PROVES THE LAW.IN THE PAST THERE IS ALWAYS DIFFERENT GOING WRONG IN MA LIFE. THE PATH I ALWAYS WALK WAS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMEONE FUCKIN HANGING ON. BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. .MY DREAM IS TO BE A STAR ONEDAY. I LOVE MUSIK.,ACTING.. N ITS NOT JUST IN MY LOVE ITS IN MY EVERYTHING. ITS ONE OF THOSE FOR WHOM I M LIVING MA LIFE. I LOVE MA FRIENDS, I RESPECT MA ELDERS N I LOVE N RESPECT WHO LOVES ME. SO PLEASE U ALL BLESS ME FOR THE BETTER FUTURE.
I LOVE U ALL......
i like musik
i sh*t musik
I M NOT SIMPLE EVEN I M NOT COMPLEXED. I M WHAT I AM. WHAT IS MY AMBITION, LOVE, DREAM AND SO N SO U WILL KNOW, IF U TALK TO ME. I ALSO HAVE BEEN FALLEN TO THAT FOUR WORDS CALLED LOVE. N THIS IS REALLY GOOD.SHE COMPLETELY CHANGES MY LIFE. HER NAME STARTS WITH # AND ENDS WITH A, SO IF U KNOW ME I HOPE U CAN GUESS WHO IS SHE? NEVER BELIEVE IN FIRST LOVE. ITS JUST AN EXPERIENCE. REAL LOVE SHOULD BE THE ONE WITH WHOM THE WORD STAYS FOR A LONG N LONG. THE WORD IS "PERFECT". BUT EXCEPTION PROVES THE LAW.IN THE PAST THERE IS ALWAYS DIFFERENT GOING WRONG IN MA LIFE. THE PATH I ALWAYS WALK WAS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION. THERE WAS ALWAYS SOMEONE FUCKIN HANGING ON. BUT NOW EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. .MY DREAM IS TO BE A STAR ONEDAY. I LOVE MUSIK.,ACTING.. N ITS NOT JUST IN MY LOVE ITS IN MY EVERYTHING. ITS ONE OF THOSE FOR WHOM I M LIVING MA LIFE. I LOVE MA FRIENDS, I RESPECT MA ELDERS N I LOVE N RESPECT WHO LOVES ME. SO PLEASE U ALL BLESS ME FOR THE BETTER FUTURE.
I LOVE U ALL......
a by-the-way post: i would like to thank, first of all, god...*sob*
Being the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog, it is our sole endeavour to enlighten the masses and introduce them to extremely high-quality, brilliant, extraordinary and thought-provoking comic literature to have ever seen the light of day. This blog, created in public interest in order to stimulate the reader's imagination and help him/her achieve the highest standards of brilliance, is a product of the tireless efforts of Yellow and Pillow (who, for some random reason, haven't won the Booker Prize or the Nobel Peace prize or whatever you win for intellectually stimualting creations). The creators are truly touched by the response we have recieved and sincerely thank all the very brilliant readers of this intellectually stimulating blog who have contributed in helping us achieve all new heights of perfection and brilliance.
*bowing*
Yours faithfully, humbly and brilliantly
Yellow Pillow
*bowing*
Yours faithfully, humbly and brilliantly
Yellow Pillow
lame joke #11: oh yes people!!we are BACK!!!!*drum roll and war cries*
one fine day, the genius creators of this intellectually stimulating blog were sitting in an equally intellectually stimulating Constitutional Governance class.
On a case involving 24% alcohol in cough syrup:
CG: so the question was...blah blah...
Pillow: what if drinking alcohol is against my religion and i have a really bad cough? what if i die of the cough?
CG:then it won't be cough..it would be whooping cough!
*applause applause*
On a case involving 24% alcohol in cough syrup:
CG: so the question was...blah blah...
Pillow: what if drinking alcohol is against my religion and i have a really bad cough? what if i die of the cough?
CG:then it won't be cough..it would be whooping cough!
*applause applause*
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